QUOTES

If you know me well at all you know I have a little purple Hello Kitty notebook where I write down awesome and hilarious quotes from people. Like, if you say something and I start laughing freaking hard at it I'm likely to say "I'm so going to add that to my quote book." People like Sarah and my mom are like, ok, awesome, but people at my school are like, what? Cause they don't know that I have a quote book. But my quote book is awesome.

Have some quotes.

"My neighbor doesn't go to this school," -Sarah

"Don't call me retarded, Sarah," -Paige

"Oh my god, look at his hair!" -Sarah

"Why did you get a Forrest Gump haircut?" -Deidre

"I have two razors: one for calling people, and one for shaving!" -Sarah

"You are wearing a sombrero of light," -Sarah

"My dad made liquid oxygen in high school. He made it. He created it with his God-like powers," -Me

"You're going to have to stop making noises with the beef jerky..." -Mrs. Stumpp

"I'm a toy!" -Sarah

"What, punk?" -Cassie, apparently, and Sarah

"It's a baby Red Cross!" -Sarah

"Look peaches!" -Chandler

"She needs a straight jacket..."
"Then I'd hug myself!" -Me, then Reilly

"They didn't shrunk; I grow," -Me

"We should be getting things done, not humming into the computer," -My mom

"I have ESP. Yooou're thinking about llamas!" -Sarah

"I HAVE no hamstrings," -Sarah

"I think Kai was sexy," -Wesley

"An apple doesn't have a nose. Why yes it does!" -Sarah

"I got ripped off at a gas station. It was ironic," -Sarah

"The sun rose up over the television," -Ms. Johnson

"Think with your heart," -Avalon

"Free verse is easy. You just write down some words that make people cry," -Sarah

"I'll give you five bucks if you eat one, Nick," -Wesley (referring to some chemical thing in science)

"Oh man, I feel sexy in these," -Wesley (referring to safety goggles in science)

"I hit my nose on the stairs," -Sarah

"European margarine is stupid," -My dad

"We got 'detention' for supposedly beating up your sister," -Avalon

"Are you from yesterday?"
"No, retard, I'm from tomorrow!" -Some random kid, then Sarah

"Because Sonic!" -Me

"Do you love me as much as I love your DNA structure?" -Sarah (man, Sarah dominates this freaking thing)

"I'm so witty, it's ridiculous," -My mom

"Rated G for violence," -Sarah's dream

"Don't look at my socks, you pervert!" -Avalon (Holy omg, this was like 3 years ago)

"Whoa, biscotti!" -Avalon

"Meagan! That plant is pretend!" -Sarah (whispering)

"Is that one of those teen culture words?" -My mom

"Don't kick the microwave," -My dad

"German!" -Sarah

"Sam's Club??" -Me

"MmmBLUH!" -Sarah

"Once there was a farmer, and he had three pigs, and their names were Billy, Illy, and Susan. Billy was the oldest, Illy was the fattest, and Susan was just plain cool. Da na na..." -Sarah (singing, and playing the guitar in her basement/my blue guitar)

"We weren't brought up that was. That's not my customs," -Emily

"Panini Machini," -Emily

"It's like a novelty circus thumb!" -My mom

"Goodness to Pete, I think I'm going looney," -My grandma Sheri

"I like sharp cheddar. I really like sharp cheddar," -Emily

"We're goin' to see the very cow!" -Sarah

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars."
"Well, I can ride my handlebars with no bike," -Me, then Emily

"It's not gray, it's light black," -Emily

"Wa-ho! The macarena??" -Sarah

"Yyyes!!" -Sarah (I do this now, a lot, actually. Say YES with so much passion and such a drawn-out Y)

"Gross."
"Yayyyy!!" -Reilly, Avalon, and I (and Timony and Avalon's mom at certain points)

"It's really funny how doctors are men, and women are female," -Me, to Sarah. (I think I was like half-asleep at that point)

"Chicken bumps??" -Me

"Did gerbils even exist then??"
"I have NO idea," -Sarah, then me

"...The type of sensual love that the Israelites had for the raisin cakes," -My pastor at my church

"God did not lose. God is not a loser," -That same pastor

"You can't grin while you're being exterminated," -Emily

"Baroque music makes me think of Barack Obama," -Sarah, but the Sarah at school

"I can't snap!!"
"But can you bend?" -Me, then I think it was Sean but I'm not positive

"Tic-tac-toe is not a game. It's a way of life," -EJ, in this totally serious voice

"-referring to cows on poster in cafeteria- They're all male..."
"The one in the middle has eyelashes!"
"Shemale cow!!" -Caitlin, then me, then Caitlin

"Does your name end in an H or not?"
"I don't know!!" -Me, then Sara/h XD

"I'm going to split you up into..."
"28 groups," -Richard, then Floop

I need more. I always forget to write them down. Always.